A Hat Full of Sky — Terry Pratchett
requested by marigoldfaucet :)
I CAN’T GET OVER HOW DRAMATIC THIS REACTION IS
"oh look at me just casually doing a junket interview wHEN SUDDENLY NATURE AND ITS AMAZING POWER excuse me i must poem"
excuse me i must poem
"The world was simpler in those days, Jaime thought, and men as well as swords were made of finer steel. Or was it only that he had been fifteen? They were all in their graves now, the Sword of the Morning and the Smiling Knight, the White Bull and Prince Lewyn, Ser Oswell Whent with his black humor, earnest Jon Darry, Simon Toyne and his Kingswood Brotherhood, bluff old Sumner Crakehall. And me, that boy I was … when did he die, I wonder? When I donned the white cloak? When I opened Aerys’s throat? That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead” - Jaime VIII (A Storm of Swords)
Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown
This was a ride from beginning to end
This was so entertaining to watch
PROTECT JESSICA WILLIAMS AT ALL COSTS.
But if Merope Riddle had chosen to have an abortion after the dissolution of a love-less manipulated marriage because now she was alone, poor, and in poor health, and decided to abort rather than die and leave a child in an orphanage, well then there would have been no Voldemort.
But it was her fucking choice either way.
do you like how Captain America’s jaw actually got more pronounced during the transition to Chris Evans?
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
PLUS THE FACT THAT THE CAMERA WENT TO TAYLOR OTHER THAN ANY OTHER CELEBRITY
Yeah, and her nod isn’t oblivious, it’s a nod of “yeah that’s right bitch, whatcha gonna do?” I don’t really like her most of the time but I respect that. Nikki is like oooh that’s her, and Taylor’s like damn straight.
I think she is a Slytherin who pretends to be a Hufflepuff and should just be a Slytherin more often.